Normally I don't post statuses on social networks but if I did this is what it would have looked like for today:
2:54 a.m. If I die in the night, my tombstone should read, "death by
dog fart." Rudely awoken by 'Bison Butt'
10:54 a.m. Ten hours, quite a few curse words and the occasional
bird later...finally finished all those sign language quizzes.
11:15 a.m. "Tempest no typing": cddddddddddddddddddsdf
11:28 a.m. CRAP!! Forgot school is getting out early. Time to get
ready to go pick up the little bro.
12:47 p.m. Who takes a two hour lunch?!? Waiting to get my taxes
1:16 p.m. DALTON!! HOW DOES THIS NEW EXCEL WORK!!
2:39 p.m. It's nice to get money from the government for a change.
Taxes are done!
2:45 p.m. Dear FSHN 405, please do yourself because I have no
idea what I'm suppose to do.
4:47 p.m. Such a beautiful day for a dog walk...too bad the battery
never made it to the charger, grrr.
6:06 p.m. Nothing is better than a Polashek's Bratwurst.
8:22 p.m. I'm slowly losing my mind. Done with FSHN 405 for the
night!! Time to write a blog post...